gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat
"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
So they do all look alike
Long lost twins
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?
Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.
the fact that breast feeding in public is up for discussion
the fact that the sexualization of breasts has gotten to the point where it gets in the way of its sole fucking purpose
So long as you’re discreet about it.
I mean like, public urination ain’t cool.
i don’t know what they taught you in school son but we don’t piss out of our tits